What to do with Matzah

My mom sent this to me yesterday, and the idea of posting something my mom emailed is one I would usually not do with zeal. I don't think this blog is the place to post pictures of my niece eating my dad's shoe while on the toilet. However, this was too good not to pass on:



What would you do with Matzah? I think I would act like a shark in the bathtub.