Chapter 1.

So yes, we caved. It was just too much to handle. There is so much going on in the world that we have to talk about it. OK, so it might just be our world, but it’s still worth writing about no?

So lets see, we have some US news, we have some Henry news, we have some DAD OF HENRY news, we have some LOST news, and that should do it for today.

US NEWS:

CNN Says: Clinton: 'I have to win'

HMN&P Says: A source overheard Mrs. Clinton saying: "That's right sucka...Mama wants to get a little something, something under the desk in the oval office too! And yes... my member is bigger than Bill's...And yes, it will be Monica Lewinsky"

CNN Says: Scientists: Smog contributes to premature death

HMN&P Says: Wait what?!?!? You're kidding! That dark black clowd over L.A., New York, Houston (well no-one cares about Texas...) and most of China is bad for people?

CNN Says: 911 call: "There's an alligator in my kitchen!"

HMN&P Says: Dispatcher was heard replying: "No... I think you mean you're calling from Georgia... not Florida... because no other state bodes retards that want to cuddle with the pretty alligator.."

HENRY NEWS:

In just 6 short weeks Mr. Henry Gordon will be having his bris...

When asked for comment... Henry only had this look on his face...

That's right little man... You better worry!!!!

LOST News:

If you want to read some great spoilers and see 3 clips from Thursday nights episode titled : “The Shape Of Things To Come” – Click here.

DAD OF HENRY NEWS:

Dad of Henry wants to be the bigget loser... He's hitting the gym hard and working like there's a low fat snack at the end of the tunnel.

Probably not our best entry of all time, but cut us some slack.. we're going to ease our way back into things...