The News... 08.16.06
Said in the voice of Sloth from the Gooneys... "Mama.... you've been bad!"
This man got caught doing something very, very, wrong.. or has a HUGE alimony payment and needed some cash fast.. There is no other explanation for "snakes on a plane!"
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Neverland II we go...
CNN: LONDON, England -- Despite a high level of alert at British airports, a 12-year-old boy managed to board a plane at Gatwick without a passport, ticket or boarding pass.
GORDON: First class ticket to the Gulf island of Bahrain paid for by this guy… right here….
ESPN: Yankees break ground on a new $1 billion home.
GORDON: Next stop… Center of the earth.. AKA HELL! And if there is a higher power of any sort.. This new facility will not only equip these smack asses with a new field in the center of eternal damnation, but a never ending case of syphalis…
On a total side note.. If you have a free moment and you are A) A Red Sox fan, B) A Dennis Leary fan, or C) A fan of Jews... Stop by this site http://slacklalane.blogspot.com/ and check out the video under todays entry titled: "They Have the MLB Package in Rehab? "
posted by Dad of Henry.. @ 10:34 AM
4 Comments:
Aren't you arriving in 7 days? And aren't you sleeping on the street near SFO?
What scares me more than what Samuel did - is the fact that people will actually go see that kind of crap. Nice post - thanks! xoxo Must just mention - this is quite funny, the word verification letters i have to enter spells out - 'euhgh' - which I read as the equivalent of eeeeuuuuwwww - appropriate to a few of those you make mention of!
Snakes on a Plane is a brilliant career move...this movie will live forever, like Ted Williams' frozen head.
Futurama.... and real life referenced in the same comment.. Priceless..
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