The wedding gift that keeps on giving...

I wonder if her vows read something along the lines of :

….And I promise to give you fatigue, flu-like symptoms, muscle pain, joint pain, intermittent low-grade fevers, itching, sleep disturbances, abdominal pain (especially in the right upper quadrant), appetite changes, nausea, dyspepsia, cognitive changes, depression, headaches, and mood swings. Which in turn can lead to liver cirrhosis that includes ascites (accumulation of fluid in the abdomen), bruising and bleeding tendency, bone pain, varices (enlarged veins, especially in the stomach and esophagus), fatty stools (steatorrhea), jaundice, and a syndrome of cognitive impairment known as hepatic encephalopathy.

Oh and one last thing... No silly... Not I love you endlessly... I forgot to mention that your testicles could shrivel up and eventually have to be removed due to contracting this endless gift I call HEP C....

But on the flip side… you get to play with my gigantic boobs filled with synthetic fluid!



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***Courtesy of Jeff