Around the horn - 05.31.07

NEWS:

Potter buffs may soon be able to visit Hogwarts.

I can see the lawsuit now. Radcliffe V. Rowlings & Organziation charged with building Potter theme park.

“I begged them not to do this… I surely will NEVER get laid now that these plans are under way.”

Israeli, Palestinian leaders to hold talks.

Both sides of the table insisted on a furious round of beer pong tournaments before they will resume peace talks. As you can see, the Israeli Armed Forces are rushing to be spectators at the event- tanks and all.

Ex-KGB spy: UK tried to recruit me as a denture model.

Proving that the residents of the UK and Russia all see the same dentist. Apparently the Austin Powers look is big throughout all of Europe.

SPORTS:

A-Rod distracts Jays, Damon gets 2,000th hit as Yanks snap skid.

For real? I suppose when you get a HUGE win that puts you a meager 13.5 games back, you do whatever it takes. WHAT AN A-HOLE!

2007 American League Standings
EAST
Boston
36 - 16
Baltimore
26 - 27
Toronto
24 -28
Tampa Bay
22 - 29
NY Yankees
22 - 29 (13.5 games out of first.)

MOVIES:

This a movie for all those kids who got picked last for kickball…
Nerds of a feather with headgear flock together…

PERSONAL:

Tis that wonderful time of the month we in the financial world like to call "month end." I love and hate this time of the month because the work schedule is grueling, but it's great to see the fruits of your labors at the end.

Future Mrs. LCT and I are leaving for ATL late on Friday and will attend a wedding for the former roommate of Future Mrs. LCT.

Otherwise there is no real news... Only 72 days until the wedding and all is well.

That is all.... Have a great Thursday Kiddies and stay safe.