Various news worthy items...
In the midst of announcing their recent bids for candidacy of the President of the United States of America... Jubilation was suddenly brouht to a holt when both Obama and Clinton learned of the extensive anal probing that needed to commence before actually commiting to, and being allowed to compete in the candidacy race. The facial expression say it all...
Does this look like the face of a broken man who just lost the AFC Championship Game? Hell no! And why? Because the immediate afterthoughts were:
A) I'm filthy stinking rich!
B) I will now proceed to go home and have wild monkey primal dirty sex with my super hot girlfriend!
C) A Mixture of A and B and a little bit of "Matt Damon."
Hummer brings $1.25 million for charity It goes without saying..But that better have been the best blow job known to man!!!
posted by Dad of Henry.. @ 7:03 AM
2 Comments:
Can you blame Tom...after all he is allegedly dating a model who goes by one name, Giselle...
I would be a happy a camper to even if I lost. BTW, not a bad step up considering he dated Tara Reid at one point...ewwwww
Awwww... did your widdle patwiots lose a big game?
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