Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!

I'm taking my toys and pretzels and going home!

President Bush today forcefully defended his defense secretary, saying Donald Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. "I hear the voices*1, and I read the front page and I know the speculation," the president said. "But I'm the decider, and I decide what's best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense." *2

*1 - DO THEY ALSO SOUND LIKE AN ILLITERATE 4 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC CHIMP WHEN THEY TALK INSIDE YOUR HEAD, OR IS THAT ONLY RESERVED FOR YOUR PERSONAL INNER MONOLOGUE?

*2 - REALLY? "I'M THE DECIDER?" SERIOUSYL? THIS IS WHOM THE MIDDLE STATES FELT BEST REPRESENTED THEIR INTERESTS? DOES THAT COME WITH A HAPPY MEAL AND A SHOTGUN FROM WALMART?

Our current president and leader of the free world looks and sounds like Alfred E Newman! Sweet Jesus.. This country is going the way of Rome and Greece.. All mighty powers will fall and the hands of a retard!